The Educator...

Well I will start my funny story collection with a hilarious tale about my best friend who will be known on this blog as The Educator. The Educator and I became best friend's in college and she is one of the main culprits for me going back to school to get my Master's in Education. She insists we have summer's off so we can travel and be beach bums. The Educator is going on her third year of teaching and amazes me with her champion skills to play at night and be a wonderful teacher the following morning. Well this story tops the cake of the Educator tales (keep in mind the details will be kept to a minimum).

The Night Rider

A few weekends ago in the late night moonlight, the Educator thought it would be a wonderful idea to take a bike ride around her neighborhood. She had been out with a group of friends and was desperate to meet one of them back at her house. No one would drive her, so she opted to take her bike instead. Keep it mind if you have ever visited her neighborhood you know that she lives extremely close to two busy four lane roads and she lives in the DUI capital of America!! Well she cleverly manages to ride up one of the busy roads, wave to her friend's as they pass in a car, make it to her house and then circle all around her neighborhood. In the middle of her peaceful ride, she manages to somehow fall off the bike, ruin her pretty white sundress she was wearing, get back on the bike and ride some more. The next morning, the Educator quickly realizes something is wrong when she see's her white dress is now brown and frayed on the ends and she also has a nice skint up knee. She looks outside and see's her bike sitting upright smiling from the late night journey. She had to smile because she then (barely) remembers her late night ride around her neighborhood!

*Update to the story- The bicycle has been stolen from The Educator's backyard. She is very saddened because she is no long able to take night rides. If anyone knows of it's whereabouts please let her know!


**On another note we have discovered that the Educator has absolutely no fibbing abilities when it comes to the boyfriend- who we will coin the Enginerd- and his car being out in front of her house in the early morning hours when her STUDENTS pulled up to roll her house. Really Educator- you can lie to your students when you have too!